Are you a fair-weather fan or a City diehard? Do you know your City history? Take our quiz and find out what type of City fan you are.
Who do you think is City’s greatest ever striker?
A. They had the Brazilian, Ronaldo, in the 1990’s. He was good.
B. Nahki Wells.
C. Bobby Campbell.
D. Give me a week to work this out as I’m torn between Campbell, O’Rourke, Cooke, McCarthy and Hanson amongst others. I need to run some algorithms and consult my football yearbooks.
What do you do when City lose?
A. I find out through colleagues at work on Monday and say ‘never mind, there’s always the cup’.
B. I sigh and have a little grumble. And then move on.
C. I post something on twitter about where it went wrong/how it could get better. Then go to the pub to mull it over with friends.
D. I take to every social media outlet and vent my spleen. Get home, lock myself away and play Radiohead whilst looking at possible line ups and tactics for next week.
Who do you find yourself liking or retweeting most on Twitter?
A. Justin Bieber and Zooey Deschanel.
B. My mates, some of who are City fans.
C. Simon Parker.
D. The entire #bcafc timeline.
In response to #upgradetheparade I have…
A. Is that a pop concert? Are The Vamps playing?
B. Looked at the site a bit, and logged off.
C. Spent a fiver.
D. Been for dinner with three players, received five signed shirts, played golf with James Hanson, and gone well into the overdraft.
This person, whose name relates to a spice, once smashed in a free kick against QPR to help keep City up. Who is it?
A. Sporty Spice.
B. The only spice I can think is Ginger – so I’ll guess Stuart McCall.
C. Nigel Pepper.
D. Nigel Pepper. I bought three pet rabbits that summer and called them Wright, Kamara and Pepper.
What was the best day of your life?
A. Getting retweeted by Zayn Malik.
B. Graduating from uni.
C. Birth of my kids and my wedding. Chelsea away was all right too.
D. Every Saturday when I am with my beloved Bantams.
When was the last time you missed a game at VP?
A. I went once and shivered a lot. Never again.
B. I don’t go to away games and miss a few home games if I’ve got other stuff on.
C. The last away game down south.
D. In 1989 when I was in the BRI having a major operation. Even then I had Pennine Sport on the radio and upset the nurse by screaming every time we went forward.
What do you do on the morning of a City home game?
A. Nothing that has anything to do with football or City.
B. Call my pals and see if they’re going to the game. If they fancy it we head down.
C. Follow my usual routine. Dig my City scarf out, head down the Record Café, watch the game and then maybe go down the pub.
D. Wake up at 6am in a fevered state. Check twitter obsessively for updates, put my lucky socks on, and arrive at VP early to wish the players good luck as they arrive.
How did Bradford City do on their Premiership debut and who did they play?
A. Was this the game they beat Arsenal on penalties?
B. We won didn’t we? I’ll take a guess that we beat West Brom or someone like that.
C. We beat Boro.
D. We beat Middlesbrough 1-0 at the Riverside. Dean Saunders. I ended up on the pitch in tears.
What do you think of the City kit this year?
A. I don’t know. The rhubarb and custard colours are difficult to work with though aren’t they?
B. Bit of an eyesore.
C. Why don’t we stick with stripes?
D. Beautiful. I wear mine every day.
What do you have on your person?
A. Clothes
B. Clothes
C. Clothes
D. Clothes, a Bradford City crest tattooed on my chest, a City gent tattooed on my arm, and the dates we played at Wembley tattooed on my back.
How will you feel if City miss out on the playoffs this year?
A. I don’t know what this question means. Happy?
B. It will be a shame but it’s fine.
C. I will sulk for a while and then hope for a response so we can achieve progress next season.
D. I will scream in anguish. Write tweets to all the players pleading with them to do better next season, and pen letters to the board demanding answers.
When you see Valley Parade from the car you…
A. Know I’m close to Forster Square Retail Park. I hope I can get a parking space.
B. Have a cheeky little glance up.
C. Grunt ‘Come on City’ to myself and do a little clenched fist.
D. Well up with tears, put ‘Everywhere We Go’ on, and change the route so I can get closer.
Parkinson is…
A. A talk show host.
B. Our manager.
C. The special one.
D. Driving to the training ground after stopping for petrol. I’m currently following him in my car.
And here's our 100% accurate psycho analysis of you...
Mostly A
What are you even doing on this site? Bradford City is almost an alien concept to you.
Mostly B
You enjoy supporting City. You go along with the ups and downs of supporting the club but don’t let it affect you too much. There are other things in life.
Mostly C
Supporting City is very important to you. They’re a huge part of your life. Win, and your week is made. Lose and it gets you down, but you just about move on in time.
Mostly D
You are the definition of City till I die. You live and breathe the club. People edge nervously away from you at games, and although you might be a bit too much at times, the club needs people like you. Good on you.
@jpieslak